Ninja and Pirate Comics From the Beginning!
000: Back in Black and White
001: And So It Begins
002: Psychotic
003: Home Sweet Biome
004: Actually, It Kind of Does
005: Enter, Stage Left
006: FlambOWNed
007: Poop Deck
008: Maybe Ebay?
009: Open Mouth, Insert…Owl?
010: Sonic Screwed Driver
011: Vizzini or R. Kelly?
012: The Golden Age of Understanding
013: Maritime Idioms
014: Pet-Trick-Ficus Totalis
015: That’s the Theory Anyways
016: LIVE Men at Work Without Hats
017: Jaw Dropper
018: Things Take Flight
019: To Spite Your Face
020: Of Men and Marmosets
022: Step Six: Profit
021: Yup, He’s a Browncoat
023: That Whole Flight Thing
024: Illuminati, Freemasons, and These Guys
025: Apologies to Mr. Quitely
026: Reduce, Reuse, Restrict Breathing
027: Let There Beak Light
028: Words CAN Hurt You
029: Electric Discharge
030: Show a Little Kung Pao-ssion
031: The End of the Beginning
CHAPTER TWO
032: Sweet Dreams Are Made of This
033: Part of This Balanced Breakfast
034: A Day That Will Live in Infamy
035: Beelzebub Has a Chevy Put Aside for Me
036: Sheer Heart Attack
037: Fair Enough
038: Stephanie Who?
039: Bizarro’s Guide to Dating
040: Same as It Ever Was
041: Homophones
042: Great Scott
043: Don’t Be a Sissy-Phus
044: Ooh La-La
045: Home Decor
046: Urine Good Company
047: Conroy is King
048: Creepy Pasta
049: The Twilight BRO-ne
050: Pop-Tarts and Frozen Pizzas
051: Gives You Heart Murmurs
052: Roman Polanski’s Pokemon
053: It’s Super Effective
054: Shlockbuster
055: Masterpiece Theater
056: Dreams Do Come True
057: Burning Down the House
058: Envysaurus
059: Wakko, Yakko, and Dot, LLP.
060: Desert Owl Point Five Oh
061: Crinkle-Cut Caliber
062: Vernacular Warfare
063: Whose Date Is It Anyway?
064: Harey Potter
065: Owl Affections
066: Haute Cuisine
067: Taco-bout Your Overreaction
068: Same Planet, Different Worlds
069: Near, Far, Wherever You Calamari
070: Worst Pomade Ever
071: Bad Date
072: Insecurity Blanket
073: Mind Buggling
074: The Good, The Bad, and the Spudly
CHAPTER 3
075: E.T. Phone-In Home
076: Marine Maladies
077: Snakes on a Drain
078: Do You Have It?
079: Bland Theft Auto
080: Legends of the Hidden Temple of Doom
081: Higher Calling
082: They Live, We Sleep
083: Important Facts of Marine Biology
084: 27 Dresses 2: Escape from Manhattan
085: It’s A Brutal Economy
086: Effective Advertising
087: In The Not Too Distant Future…
088: A Few Hours Earlier…
089: Incoming!
090: Did I Get It?
091: Dye Hard
092: Am I My Trapper’s Keeper
093: The Prophecy is Fulfilled!
094: It’s Kind of Offensive, Too…
095: Any Colour You Like
096: Subtlety
097: Down Blunder
098: Hello, Good Bile
099: Clueless Makeover
100: Beyond the Looking Glass
101: La Graynge
102: Snatch, Grab, and Profile
103: Homeless Mandalf
104: The Only Way to Travel
105: Ursa Major Problem
106: Does Whatever a Ninja Can
107: Four More Rears
108: Yes, It Did
109: Space Oddities
110: John Deere in the Headlights
111: Doctor Wat
112: Gravity 2
113: Leave the Astrolabe, Take the Cannoli
114: The Hobo Clause
115: Fantastic Foreclosure
116: Party Horde
117: Jurassic Pork
CHAPTER FOUR
118: The King Is Back
119: The Mark of the Beast
120: Ooga Chaka
121: Birdwatching the Detectives
122: Just One More Episode
123: Facebook Your Fears
124: It’s Not Working Out
125: Hey Zeus
126: Knowledge is Power and Power Corrupts
127: Give Me 20 cc’s of Funk
128: Captain ‘Murica
129: The Laundromat in the Woods
130: Red Sea Monkeys
131: The Language of Love
132: Hey Frank, Whose Pool Is It?
133: Flavor Improvement
134: Culture Exchange
135: Must Love Dogs
136: Fossil Fool
137: Plugging Away
138: Sunday School is Fantastic
139: Legit Science
140: Art is Subjective
141: Cold War
142: Days of Wardrobe Past
143: Frayed Knot
144: Part of this Gnarly Breakfast
145: Betrayal Cubed
146: That Old Trope
147: Strunk and White-Knuckle Terror
148: Southern Seafood
149: Surprise Visit
150: Schrodinger’s Hot Pocket
151: Indiana Jones and the Summer of Steam
CHAPTER FIVE
152: Hopes for the Sequel
153: A Penny Saved is a Pennywise
154: Holistic Medicine
155: Murder Most Fowl
156: Wheely Annoying
157: Call of Cthulhu
158: What Did Heisei?
159: The Ruxpin Defense
160: Close Shave
161: Fingernails
162: You’re Not My REAL Dad
163: CronenbEARg’d
164: At Least It’s Not Shady
165: Jammin’
166: Namecalling
167: BattleStarship
168: Ask Me About My Opinions
169: Who’s Your Daddy?
170: The Real Treasure is Knowledge
171: Life Hits Hard
172: They See Me Trolling
173: Mother Goose Is Grim
174: Ouijerk
175: Still Better Than Tinder
176: Cancer
177: Economic Gauntlet
178: Brought to You By the Letters CSI
179: Tungsten Man
180: Girls Love Bad Boys
181: Good Old Days
182: EbolApocalypse
183: Every Day I’m Tumblin’
184: He Finally Did It
185: Buy It Now From WonkaWinner89?
186: All Aboard
187: Awkward Paws
188: Bad Idea Vanity Plate
189: 30 Minutes on High Noon
190: Strauss Party
191: It Makes Chlorine Gas
192: I Am a Vengeful God
193: Thanksgiving Aftermath
194: MvC3 Isn’t Cutting It
195: A Brief History of World Domination
196: Sunburn
197: How To Guide
198: Baby Got Diamondback
199: Enjoyment Cycle
200: How To Draw
201: Mythology Is Weird, Episode 1
202: Autocorrect Disappoints Again
203: Two Weeks, New Record
204: ImagSNIKTnation
205: They Might Be Giants
206: Don’t Fear the Reaper (He’s Kind of Dumb)
207: The Perfect Crime
208: He Got the Cold Shoulder from Prince Albert In a Can
209: 2Spooky7Me
210: This End’s Up
211: The Gauntlet is Thrown
212: Fowl Play
213: Looser Change
214: Forced Retirement
215: Ceci N’est Pas Une Main
CHAPTER SIX
216: Mail Time
217: To Whom It May Concern
218: Burn Fat With This One Weird Trick
219: What Do You Do With a Nauseous Sailor?
220: The Man Without Fear and Also Vision
221: Some Aliens Have Butts
222: And Some Don’t
223: Gratitude
224: It’s Only About 50 Yards
225: Swing Away and a Miss
226: Be Scareful What You Wish For
227: Blind Date
228: Equineox
229: The Break-Up
230: After the Break-Up
231: Never Leave Home Without It
232: Instagrating
233: Alienstagram
234: Shorely You Must Be Joking
235: Oh, How You’ve Changed
236: Off Color Phrasing
237: Curse of the Werebeard
238: You All Kinda Look Alike to Me
239: One Part Vodka, Two Parts Regret
240: Dance Effect
241: Whale of a Tale
242: Captain’s Table
243: Be Strong, Cookie
244: Dinner With the Family
245: The Brig
246: He’s Drunk, But He’s a Ninja Too
247: Gonna Need a Bigger Ball Pit
248: Loverboy
249: Send In the New Kid
250: It’s a Universal Response
251: Some of My Best Friends Are…
252: Best Laid Plans
253: It Worked for Bugs
254: Just the Two of Us
255: Fife
256: Eye Believe in Magic
257: Arkham Ninja
258: Undue Credeity
259: Notice Me, Ahab-Senpai
260: When Curiosity Leads to Regret
261: Planking
262: Mutanty on the Bounty
263: The Principle’s the Same
264: Snared in a Trap
265: What Have Whedon
266: Blast From the Past
267: Get in the Horse Costume
268: Clipped
269: Dad Joke Level- Captain
270: Compressing Issues
271: Group Projects
272: Love Heals All Ails…Except Diabetes
273: Sapien
274: That Ain’t the Way
275: The Spice Must Flow
276: It’s Pronounced “Sway-Jer”
277: Ensign Expendable
278: Trope of a Lifetime
279: This is How You Look
280: Kashmir
281: Third Degree
282: How Apropos
283: Maybe Just a Little Less Ashamed
284: Fin Alley
CHAPTER SEVEN
286: Oscar Bait and Switch
287: The X-Games of Thrones
288: I’m Joking, Baby
289: Who’s the Bossk?
290: Good Trade
291: Manic Max the Daredevil
292: Happy Birthday, Gemma!
293: When File Gives You Melons
294: Not So Friendly Fire
295: Monarchy
296: The Goose Wife
297: What’s the Big Ides-ea
298: Skin Care
299: Half-Life
300: 300 Reps
301: The Asylum Presents: Break Point
302: Life Pro Hack Tip
303: Yankee Noodle
304: Also, He’s Stupid Too
305: Nye v. Palin
306: Drill Sergeant
307: Carnie Folk
308: At the Mountains of Deviants
309: The Introvert’s Dream
310: Washed Up
311: Baby, You Can’t Stop This Train
312: Breaking Out the Big Guns
313: Milkshake: Noun
314: Samsung, Huawei, Apple, ZTC, Android, Motorola
315: Creepiest Crime Wave Ever
316: To Serve Man
317: Ocean’s Two Story
318: Supply and DeMeownd
319: Ain’t Nothin’ But a Four Dots in a Square Pattern Thing
320: CopyShen
321: Why Don’t People Understand My Intentions?
322: The Worst Part of the Job
323: The Dentist’s Nightmare
324: BrExit Strategy
325: What Hath Freedom Wrought
326: I’m Just Saiyan…
327: 2BA Master (Reprise)
328: Clap Clap Clap Clap
329: Whale I’m Out of Ideas
330: The Truth Behind PokeCandes
331: ALL the Way Up
332: The True Story They Don’t Want You to Know
333: Jack Davis, A Tribute
334: Two Kinds of People
335: He Had it Coming
336: Deadlines
337: Don’t Get Me Started on Freemasons
338: I’ve Forgotten How
339: And Lo The Lord Said “It’s High Noon”
340: Oh, Momma
341: Burmese Crython
342: It’s Pronounced “Two Years”
343: How Do They Always Know?
344: I Cast Magic Missile
345: Hey! Listen!
346: Silver and Marigold
347: Crime is Ruff
348: I Died in 30 Days!
349: The Bane of Bottomless Soup Bowls
350: It Always Starts With Mirkwood
351: It’s the First
352: Talk About Hindsight
353: You May Be On To Something There
354: Shin Hits the Fan
355: It Takes Its Toll
356: Freeze, Brain!
357: Wasps > Bees?
358: Throw Down
359: Not on My Watch, Kringle
360: Sour Grapes
361: Pump Two Irons and Call Me In The Morning
362: Concrete Jungle
363: Secret Eyedentity
364: You’re Welcome, Food Network
365: Relative Trajectory
366: Red Riding-Chan
367: Life Debt
368: Sheets of Ice
369: Dang Nature, You Cold!
370: Hell Is Other Programs
371: Losing Steam
372: Child Friendly
373: The Artist’s Confidence
374: Harry Potter and the 11 Year Old Who Thinks He Can Do My Job
375: Daily Iron Intake
376: Hocus-Poocus
377: Winner Winner Chicken Innards
378: The Problem With DC
379: Addiction Spirals
380: Universal Matter
CHAPTER 8
381: Food for Thought
382: Mondegreedo Shot First
383: Facial Hair Sold Separately
384: Bureaucratic Gasbags
385: Not According to Richard Connell
386: The Big Brown One
387: Not So Cheery-O’s
388: So Worth It
389: Whoo Are You?
390: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
391: Alexa?
392: Gang’s All Here
393: El Man De Steel
394: One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong
395: Oldest Trick in the Book
396: Masters of Disguise
397: I Would Have Taken a Twenty
398: Hoodwinked
499: Just a Suggestion
400: No Bones About It
401: Alternative Learning
402: The Beak Speaks
403: Rhymes With ‘Woah, Man’!
404: Socially Unaware
405: Can You Whistle?
406: Chronos, Felix, Potayto, Potahto
407: Five Year Anniversary
408: Why I Never Use Public Toilets
409: Art is Stupid
410: Banksy Tried to Warn Us
411: Buying Generic
412: The Realistic Four
413: The Greatest Generation
414: Burqa’s Worse Than Their Bite
415: Totally Planned
416: Why, Fool?
417: In Living Color
418: Paging Donna Reed
419: Don’t Cover Acts of Rodin
420: Thirteen Leaf Clover
421: Reactor Leak
422: Family Snapshot
423: Fair
424: Seals in Radiation AND Freshness
425: Thanks a Lot, Ashton Kutcher
426: Still Better Than Genisys
427: Nice and Holmesy
428: Bagels of the Masses
429: Shave and a Haircut, Two Bites
430: Taking a Shine to Him
431: Apoopriate Reaction
432: She’s Just a Stranger
433: Self Answering Question
434: So It’s Treason Then…
435: Priorities on Point
436: I Dream of Jelly
437: Supernatural
438: Surreality Bites
439: Squeeze It Out
440: Bode and Tell
441: On Edge
442: Brain Damage
443: Mm Bum Ba De
444: WWWhere Did We Go Wrong?
445: White City’s Finest
446: Nice Idiom, Idiot
447: Hot Headed
448: Fire…Bad?
449: Easiest Escape Room Ever
450: The Classics Never Go Out of Style
451: And to the Republic
452: Oh, Gee
453: Owl Season
454: LoZer
455: Quip Thinking
456: Good Jumping on Point
457: You’re Uninvited from my Birthday Party, Too!
458: If Anyone Would…
459: Raw Fantasy
460: Next Comic: Meet Cousin Oliver!
461: Don’t Cavendish It Out if You Can’t Take It
462: Thanks for the Mental Image
463: Howlander
464: Takes a Literal Ticking
465: Novel Aspirations
466: Rear Bumper
467: Fun. Deadly Fun.
468: Butt He’s Greek
469: Prison Address
470: Nin-Janus
471: Orange is the New Black Olive
472: Scent of Betrayal
473: There’s One in Every Group
474: Neroh-No
475: What’s In a Sobriquet?
476: Now THAT’S Wrasslin’
477: Poor Humors
478: Schism
479: Backdoor Access
480: Longitude and Platitude
481: Pooh the Right Thing
482: Risk v. Reward
483: Art Imitates Life
484: The Infinity War Experience
485: Favor Blasted
486: Protocol
487: Nothing Suspicious.exe
488: Eyes of the 34B Holder
489: Allegory of the Vase
490: Life During Wartime
491: Shoulder Angle
492: Straight Outta Conscious
493: Entrapment
494: Self Reflection
495: Will the Senator Yield?
496: That Would Make More Sense
497: The Greatest Showman
498: Stab
499: The Ant and the Grasshopper
500: Tine to Quit
501: Plastic, Gaskets, and Shredded ABS
502: Backstory Mulan Point
503: Pride
504: Tit for Tat
505: Those Who I Hate Most
506: It’s French for ‘Shortcut’
507: Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad
508: The Less it Covers, the Higher the Stats
509: How Charmin
510: That Sinking Feeling
Really Old Ninja and Pirate Comics
(non-canon)
1: Road to Doneg-Ow
2: His Name Was Robert Paul-Fin
3: Academ– Acadimie– Acka– Smart Stuff
4: I’m Sure Jim Davis Did This At One Point, Too
5: Eat Your Heart Out, Carmen Miranda
6: I GOT FRUIT BEWBZ!
7: Smells Like Something
8: Can I Be in The New Yorker Now?
9: X-Mas! (The X Stands for X-treme!)
10: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
Holiday Antics
1: X-Mas! (The X Stands for X-treme!)
2: Happy Thanksgiving 2012!
3: Merry Festivus, One and All
4: Happy Halloween 2013!
5: Thanksgiving 2013
6: Black Friday Filler 2013
7: Happy Holidays 2013
8: Halloween 2014
9: Thanksgiving 2014
10: Holiday 2014
11: Holiday 2014 part 2
12: New Year 14-15
13: Halloween 2015
14: Thanksgiving 2015
15: Holiday 2015
16: New Year 2016
17: April Fools ’16
18: Halloween 2016
19: Thanksgiving 2016
20: Happy Holidays 2016
21: New Years 2017
22: 4th of July 2017
23: Happy Halloween 2017
24: Thanksgiving 2017
25: Happy Holidays 2017
26: Happy Belated Hanukkah 2017
27: New Year’s 2017/2018
28: Valentine’s Day 2018
29: April Fool’s 2018
30: 4th of July 2018
Guest Comics
1: GUEST COMIC: SCORROSIVE
4: GUEST COMIC: Stephen McGee
5: GUEST COMIC: Justin Voss
6: GUEST COMIC: Axton Kahler and Joe Edens
7: Boston Metaphysical Society Guest Spot
8: GUEST COMIC: Jesse Kiefer
9: GUEST COMIC: Mark Glavin
10: GUEST COMIC: Stephen McGee
11: GUEST COMIC: Angela Sprecher
12: GUEST COMIC: Rabbitual Offender
13: GUEST COMIC: Chef Gobbet
14: GUEST COMIC: JPHI Studio
15: GUEST COMIC: James Boyd
16: GUEST COMIC: Dan Sacharow
17: GUEST COMIC: Chris Grabowski
18: GUEST COMIC: Kim Belding
19: GUEST COMIC: Crispin Wood 2- The Yondering
20: GUEST COMIC: Rolicious
21: GUEST COMIC: Kim Belding and James Boyd
22: GUEST COMIC: Nameless PCs Take 2
23: GUEST COMIC: Badly Doodled
24: GUEST COMIC: Jeffw
25: GUEST COMIC: Jeffw 2
26: GUEST COMIC: The Underfold
27: GUEST COMIC: Badly Doodled 2
28: GUEST COMIC: James Boyd 3
29: GUEST COMIC: Here Be Ninja
30: GUEST COMIC: Beware and Warning
31: GUEST COMIC: Trailer Trash NZ
32: GUEST COMIC: Trailer Trash NZ 2
33: GUEST COMIC: Root Beer Party’s Chef Gobbett
Filler
01: I GOT BEWEDDED!
02: Fly By Night, Goodbye My Hearing
03: Pen In The Neck
04: Five Year Anniversary
05: Nothing Funny
06: Nothing Funny: Follow Up
07: Zoey and Castles Made of Sand
08: Parental Leave Return
09: Sick Leave
10: Sick Day 2018 Take Two
11: Mondays Are Guaranteed Awful
12: Why I’m No Longer Allowed to Watch Anime Before my Workouts
13: Sick Leave 2
14: With Great Passing (Steve Ditko Tribute)
