What Pirate didn’t know was that the famous stereotype actually stems from all female’s universal appreciation of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence’s portrayal as loose-cannon law enforcers. Chicks dig fine cinema. You can buy Ninja and Pirate vol. 1 right HERE for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, believe it or not Ozzy was blonde in 1983. Actually he shaved his head and wore a blonde wig because of reasons. I dunno. I learned more than I ever wanted to about the Ozzman while researching this comic.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“We have reason to believe the Rainbow Park Gang may have been involved.” “You’re saying there’s a Rainbow Connection?! My god this goes deeper than we suspected…” You can buy Ninja and Pirate vol. 1 right HERE for $10! That’s nearly as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In case you’re sad, Pirate did bring him a Happy Meal later. Unfortunately, it had apple slices and he wanted fries. So into the garbage it went. After that kind of disappointment you simply can’t proceed with the meal. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mass murderer Cancer the Crab was found guilty of over one million counts of murder this afternoon. Police state that there is still no sign of his cohort Aries, as many reports of serial head-butting turned out to be the work of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
