I’m going down to Texas to visit my buddy Thad today! If you’re in the Grapevine Mall, look for the fat sunburnt white guy! Oh wait…Texas…right. Uh, look for the fat sunburnt white guy in the “Fly By Night” t-shirt![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When A-Ha bought the neighborhood everyone thought things would turn around for the better. Decades later, the only sounds on these streets are those of police sirens and faint 1980’s synth-pop fading into the horizon. Happy birthday tomorrow to my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m hanging out with my buddy Alex and his brother Drew today. They are two of the funniest people I have ever met and I will never be as humorous as they are. So, of course, I tried to come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Years later the two would reconcile. They would walk down the pier, eating cotton candy and reminiscing about times past. The turkey dinner in question came up in conversation more than once against the setting sun. Pirate confessed that all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, Guardians of the Galaxy came out Thursday night at 7 and I’ve seen it twice now. I like to consider myself a bit of a Marvel aficionado and sort of a film junkie, so keep that in mind going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
