Okay, okay. I have the money. Just don’t hurt the duck, okay? He’s all I have anymore! I’ll leave the unmarked bills in a paper bag by the statue in Times Square by 8:00 tonight. Only if you can swear[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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There’s been this growth on the internet that’s been spreading for half a year. It’s pretty gross. It’s called NINJAANDPIRATE.COM! That’s right loyal viewer, we’ve hit the six month mark and that means tonight I’m going to get drunk…on victory! Also,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! HERE’S A COMIC! NOW GET OFF MY PORCH! This week’s comic may or may not be based on an actual argument between me and my good buddy Garrett. The people behind the counter may also be based on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ninja and Pirate this week heralds the return of the Anunnaki from the planet Nibiru for packets of hot sauce! So it has been foretold, so it shall be! So FanDays Dallas was an exhausting BLAST. I learned a whole heck[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s Wednesday! Do you know what that means? It means it’s the middle of the week in the arbitrarily designated time allocation! Also: a Ninja and Pirate comic! Thanks so much to everyone who viewed the comic last week! I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
