Ninja and Pirate

So yeah, that’s why they don’t have hands. Or feet. In the Ninja and Pirate universe, Homo Roundaboutus ended up being the surviving homo subspecies, kicking that sapien trash to the curb. I’d say it was done in a violent and villainous manner but no one knows that but you, me, Ninja, and Pirate. And prehistory is written by the winners. U! S! A! U! S! A!