Harry Potter and the 11 Year Old Who Thinks He Can Do My Job
Jan07
“I’m an omniscient hat, you lightning bolted bonehead! I sorted Merlin into his house! Merlin! But no, excuse me! You must certainly know more than I do even though I can see YOUR FRIGGIN FUTURE!! BY THE WAY INVEST IN ACNE CREAM BECAUSE PUBERTY AIN’T GONNA BE KIND TO LITTLE POTTER! NOW GET OFF MY STOOL! OK NEXT!!”
Malfoy stood up.
“Seriously? Do I even have to? This kid is like Richie Rich if he was a sadist. SLYTHERIN! STOP WASTING MY TIME YOU WIZARD JERKS!”
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I see what you did there, Quirrell. Don’t think that I didn’t.