Alright so it’s 10:30 at night! I have finished early! I can talk to you about my super fascinating and stellar star-studded life!!
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Yeah I got nothing.
I got a Facebook page though. You can go like it. You know, if you wanna. Pet it and stuff. I also have a Twitter (@ninjaandpirate) and a Reddit user name that can always use support. Sorry I don’t have anything interesting to say to you. Literally the most interesting thing I have to say is about an oat bar. That’s how boring my life is. Oats. That’s the topic of titillating conversation for me. Man, I gotta get a life.
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