This is one of those ideas that started out rather amusing. A simple concept like “something designed to be everyone’s best friend turns out to be horrible” and sort of became, well, something else. Look, my wife is due on Saturday and my mind is a little muddy. This was funny to me when I started drawing it and I don’t have the effort to come up with something funnier.
Also, Building 7 was a controlled demolition.
Good luck with the baby! :D