Manic Max retired after finding out the next day he was scheduled to eat a bunch of Altoids and then drink some ice water.

 

Check out the Awkward Yeti who designed that adorable mentally-challenged tooth on the toothpaste tube. Also, Saturday’s comic will likely be a bit phoned in because it’s MY DAUGHTER’S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY!! It’s also her first birthday. Weird how that works out, huh?