Ninja and Pirate

NINJA’S TO DO LIST

1. Make a To Do List
2. Cross Out Number One
3. Empty Gun Rack
4. Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
5. Make Sure Old Captain Ahab’s Got Nothing On Me
6. Call Ishmael
7. Actually Read Moby Dick
8. Save My Friends And Also Marty From Bug Alien Invasion
9. TiVo “Dancing With the Stars: On Ice”
10. Emma Watson?