“Why did you take your tighty whitey’s off if you were just gonna fart?”
“Dude. I’ve been getting progressively more and more undressed as this adventure’s gone on, against my will I might add. Did you really want to take a chance on me atomizing my briefs while I’m at it?”
“No. Fair point.”
“That’d be on you pal. No one to blame but yourself. Just Pirate and his gangplank dangling in the-“
“YES OKAY THANK YOU!”
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