Seems like you’re overcompensating a bit there.
No! No not at all! Especially not in a way that would make any glorious ectothermatic overlords revoke our hydration tokens!!
OR
“And who is president?”
“Donald Trump.”
“Oh my god we screwed up! We’ve gotta go- oh wait no…no things were…things were this bleak to begin with weren’t they?”
“Yeah.”
“And the Amazon rainforest? How’s-“
“Pretty much 100% on fire.”
“Good. Good. So…same old same old I suppose.”
*weeps openly*
OR
“Lizardmen? Nothing THAT bad. Just Republicans.”
WAAH-WAAAAAH.
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