I genuinely have no idea what I’m doing in the produce aisle. Occasionally I like to do bizarre things with the fruit to test their ripeness, like hitting a cantaloupe with a tuning fork then nodding and putting it back, or plucking a pineapples leaf and nibbling on it before thinking and then adding the fruit to my cart. I like to think this just confuses people and obfuscates the fruit buying process more. Either that or they are impressed by thinking I am some sort of fruit and vegetable sommelier.

 

Also this is the dumbest bonus panel I’ve ever done but it makes me giggle like an idiot. If you know you know.