Ninja and Pirate

You know, making jokes about your mother in law is old hat. Everybody’s made a dumb gag about them like they’re some hellspawn or wretched company. I’m lucky in that I can’t make those jokes. My mother in law is wonderful to me and dotes on my children like any grandma should. Sure we don’t see eye to eye on every issue, but she still respects me and supports me and loves me for who I am. I really can’t ask for more than that. I really really lucked out in terms of relatives. I definitely married up. Happy birthday, mom. I hope it’s a good one for you. And here’s to many more.