Can you imagine if we actually fought this way?
“And we shall attack Fort Sumter before they are prepared for combat! There’s no way their defenses can hold up to our secret weapon…A BUNCH OF CANNONS!! We shall soon be victorious in battle for that is the nature of war hahaha!”
“Anderson-taicho! I believe an attack is imminent! I feel it! Years ago I was in a terrible accident…I had a gut feeling my older brother would be eaten by a bear. And he was. Ever since that day I’ve gained an almost supernatural awareness of impending danger.”
“Hunh. Eat your bento Corporal. There’s no need for worry.”
“Sir! Captain! A bunch of cannons on the horizon!”
“N-nani??”
“I knew it! Curse my intuition of coming danger! Why does no one ever listen to me? From this day forward I vow to never let anything bad happen to my friends ever again!!!”
I’m not even into anime. Why would you suggest that? I-It’s not even that interesting to me.
 
…Baka.