Ninja and Pirate

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So today we get the introduction of Vik and Val’s pet: Bernini! He’s a turtle!  Is this rule-breaking a slippery slope? Will they end up peddling drugs on the roadside? Will Skinflint find their shelled friend? How are they gonna hide him from the landlord? Stay tuned and find out…right now. (Not really, No, Probably not, and Quite easily because he’s a turtle and doesn’t make a lot of noise and it’s not like he can run rampant. Or run at all really.)

To Katie, hey girl. I’m making your shirt and then I will ship. I’m so sorry about all this. Our first image didn’t work on our screen printer so you’ll get the very first of a brand new shirt! Maybe the one and only if things continue like this! Thanks for your patience! You’re the best!

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