Here in the US of A we are so proud of our many freedoms. Such as the freedom to persecute whoever we choose and hide our hate behind the curtain of religious rights. The freedom to hold our heads high about our accomplishments like ranking 24th in literacy, 27th in mathematics, and 20th in science. Democracy is the name of the game as long as you can buy your votes! U! S! A! U! S! A!

 

I’m just being cynical. Millions of people have it worse. Here enjoy a goofy comic! Have a great Independence Day weekend!