Ninja and Pirate

Once giants lived in the earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Chrome, and they took from him the enigma of streams. Chrome was angered, and the web shook, and the users and profiles struck down these giants, and they threw their Block and Bustered bodies into the waters. But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of the stream, and left it on the Internet. We, who found it, are just users: not ISPs, not data, just users. And the secret of stream has always carried with it a mystery: what to watch and how much of it. You must learn this riddle, Conan, you must learn its binging. For no one…no one in this world can you trust. Not man, not woman, not beasts… but all 57 seasons of “Say Yes to the Dress”…that you can trust…