Ninja and Pirate

If John Donne were here today, some think he would be appalled at how I perverted one of his most famous poems by associating it with kitschy dulcet Korean boy bands. But honestly I think if he were here today he would say something like, “Why am I not dead?! What devilry is this?!” Then probably some nonsense about the Palace of Whitehall and Charles the First or something.