Then we can drive into town in my jalopy! But I warn you, I’m a bit of a lead foot! I’ve been known to reach blazing speeds of 32 miles per hour! Now come on, Billy! We have to go to the food pantry downtown and shame all the single mothers!

 

DISCLAIMER: I love my grandparents and my wife’s grandparents. Those people are literal saints and without them I would not be where I am today.