Ninja and Pirate

The term “alpha” and “beta” male are such garbage. I mean, maybe in a pack of gorillas the terms have merit, I don’t know enough about simian hierarchy to confidently state otherwise, but certainly not in human or, where the terms often get gleaned from, wolf packs. I dunno it just seems to me like idiot bros lacking an understanding of science strut around with barely a grasp of pseudo intellectual nuance, claiming they are ‘alpha’ and ‘secreting confident pheromones’ or whatever. It’s kind of funny really the people who subscribe to Alpha Male Theorem think they know the Greek alphabet. I mean I do. Because I’m smart. Alpha, Beta, Opa, Gyro, Athena, Olive, Nia Vardalos- I know them all. Anyway, after that semi-astute diatribe, allow me to present to you the continuation of my very scholarly, very aristocratic poop joke: