My friends once filmed a video where one is riding a scooter and singing to himself “I’m ridin’ a RAAAY-ZER. I’m riding’ a RAAY-ZER. You can’t say I’m not cool cuz I’m riding’ a RAAAY-ZER.” before being shoved off and having his aforementioned ticket to cool absconded. And for some reason that little bit always cracked me up. Maybe because Razor scooter’s WERE the epitome of cool when I was younger (which is why I of course did not have one) but I’ve found scooters hilarious since that day, especially when taken seriously.

Anyway, sorry today’s comic isn’t laugh out loud funny. It’s needed to progress the story.