This was a tough one to draw actually. Trying to convey motion without motion lines, silhouette color, atmospheric perspective. It was a whole thing.
You’ll see the wonderful work of The Red Dot Comics in the bonus panel below because she’s done this gag so many times it’s become a gag in and of itself in her wonderfully inappropriate, bawdy, hilarious strip. I can’t recommend her stuff enough. She’s truly a powerhouse of talent, comedy, and impropriety. Please follow her/check out her work on her Patreon, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. I’m truly honored she let me ape her artistic style to make this bonus panel crossover!
Lastly previous comic went semi-viral over the last week which is saying something so hello to any new readers that are out there! I’m so pleased you’ve decided to waste your time with my goofy stories! Here are the links to all the story-based chapters of Ninja and Pirate if you want to catch up on what’s going on in the story. It’s a real ride and I think it’s pretty fun.
Chapter One – Ninja, homeless after graduating college, meets Pirate and the two become friends and roommates. Pirate pays for half of Ninja’s rent, and Ninja hides Pirate’s pet owl Doctor Whoo from their curmudgeon landlord.
Chapter Two – Ninja meets Valkyrie and Viking Wealthow, new neighbors and, unbeknownst to him, Pirate’s cousins! Romance ensues. But not on the cousins part. Because this isn’t Medieval England. Or Victorian England. Or just England in general really.
Chapter Three – Things really start kicking off here because a renegade alien lands on Earth. His spaceship explodes and suddenly the world is bathed in color! But tearing apart the cosmos after him is a bounty hunter by the name of Marty who will stop at nothing to capture his prey. Will Ninja and Pirate turn over the alien fugitive, or will they fight the technologically superior green antennae’d menace?
Chapter Six – After two seasons of no storylines, we get back into a consistent narrative. Marty’s boss, and president, has hired intergalactic hit squads to chase down his former employee and bring both him and his quarry to justice. Simultaneously, Pirate and one a trip for two on a cruise ship! He invites Ninja along for the adventure after he suffers a devastating break up with Val. So now Ninja, Pirate, Al, and Marty are all out at sea, far from any land or help as a deadly strike squad of insectoid aliens descend on the helpless vessel.
Chapter Eight – After a chapter of random nonsense we get to the most in depth longest chapter I’ve done yet. Angered at the failure of the Orthopterans to capture Marty and Al, President Buttsmouthe teams up with Al’s despotic decrepit overlord to hunt down the pair themselves. This leads on a crazy time traveling adventure for Ninja, Pirate, and the recently articulate Doctor Whoo through three different and unique time periods. They flee into the past dodging both history and time traveling robots called Automochrons to a final showdown against their most heinous adversary.
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