Yes I know it’s a cantaloupe, but you’re focusing on the wrong thing here. Melonie had dreams. Aspirations. She was gonna get cubed and then sit in the back of the fridge for a month and a half fermenting. Now that’s all gone! I’m sorry to show such graphic violence…
“In the criminal juice-tice system, the groceries are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the produce, who investigate crime; and the district butter-nies, who prosecute the of-food-ners. These are their stories. YUM YUM.
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