I’m celebrating my anniversary today! Also, yes. This is how I got fired. The Baginski accounts presentation didn’t go over as well as I thought, apparently. I got everybody bagels though! If I followed my dream I’d be dressed like a pineapple jumping out of a fourteen story building yelling “You’ll never catch the mayonnaise king!” Then I’d fall for what seems like forever into a giant pile of toenail clippings or something. My therapist tells me I suffer from something called “Please Stop Calling This Number. This Is a Dry Cleaner’s”.

 

Man the tone is all over the place in this comic isn’t it? Or maybe I’m being too critical. Meh. We’ll see how it ages.