Is that they’re evil. Pure unadulterated evil. You hear that, Jeff Baginski?! You and your charity businesses and food pantries! You’re not fooling anybody pal! We all know you MEANT to take my turn on the tire swing! I only invited you to my birthday party because my mom MADE me and I didn’t even LIKE that Rainbow Island Mew Pokemon card you got me! Jerk!

In all honesty I was never really bullied, per se. I was the kid that was made fun of but was okay with it because it meant people were paying attention to him. The weirdo who would eat rocks if it meant people would notice him. But I’ve grown past that. Now I just make stupid comics on the internet for people to like or dislike in an accurately recordable fashion in order to determine my own self worth! Because life is about growth.