It’s a terrible idea to have a horse in the senate. Woah now, hear me out. They’re always hoofing it, and the rare occasion they do saddle up they’re trotting around like they own the place. There was this one senator from filly, always wore sequines and talked about her mustang, never focused on the issues so they always had to rein her in. You may think they’re chomping at the bit to get something accomplished but you couldn’t be farrier from the truth. They never pony up on their campaign promises either so really, they’re just an overall nightmare.
Not to mention, they’re all neigh sayers.
11/10 for historical accuracy the majority of people don’t actually know
Horse in a hospital reference?
Not quite. Nero was so insane he actually appointed his horse a chair on his senate. True story. From what we can tell.
I thought that was Caligula?
You are right. I was mistaken.