Baby you can sell oils…
But that ain’t getting us nowhere.
I’m doing everything I possibly can,
Our bank account is a nightmare…
And maybe I can’t hold a job…
And that’ll never change, cuz I’ve got no skills…
But wait I just got a glance at that sign…
I got an idea to pay off our bills…
 
I pick it up and I spin it ’round
I throw it way up high into the air
This might just work we should try it out
But you look at your student loans
I’m pulling four figures down over here.
 
And all I can do! Is keep on showing you
I spin this (I spin this)
I twirl this (I twirl this)
“There ain’t no way.” “But I already bought this.”
Now don’t be mad (don’t be mad)
Cuz a job twirlin’ signs ain’t bad…
Now DOOOON’T BEEEEEEE MAAAAAD…
A job twirlin’ signs ain’t bad.