God I had such a hard time with this one. I couldn’t come up with a sequence of three things without it reading as me trying to make a meme template. Nor, were there three things I could talk about without getting to political or too esoteric. All in all, I’m not happy with this one. I don’t think this one is that funny, nor does it combine well or form a cogent joke. Anyway, it moves the story along and shows that Pirate won his fight and I guess that’s what’s important, right?